What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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