You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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