He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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