going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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