i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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