so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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