Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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