I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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