I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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