Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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