I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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