He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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