I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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