Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Randomize