I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I want her autograph on my taint
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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