after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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