found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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