I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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