so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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