If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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