I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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