things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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