2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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