Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Randomize
