so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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