So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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