How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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