You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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