i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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