i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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