Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
