Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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