So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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