What did we do last night that was yellow?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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