I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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