I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
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