Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
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