He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I think my moral compass just broke
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