Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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