so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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