I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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