i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
You're breaking my sexual little heart
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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