All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I want a musical about memes.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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