Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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