I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
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