can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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