If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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