He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
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