the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
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