i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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