I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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