So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I think pants incapable of making pants work
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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