fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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