Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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